Psycho Seagull Stole My Dog

POETRY IN MOTION – in form poet over the moon! Right poet, right place, right time. With strike partner Martin Chatterton, they are always on the ball and hit the target time after time. Back of the net. Have it!A collection of poems inspired by newspaper headlines, tag-lines, clichés, and click-bait. Marvel at the absurdities ...Beware of the ‘Lager Lout Gulls’, cower from ‘The Ghost of Lemmy Riding a Horse and Eating Pizza’, be perplexed as ‘Brian Blessed Wrestles Forty Stone Gorilla’, and hide your eyes from ‘Mr Holder’s Marrow’!All of these – and much, much more! – from Britain’s best selling poet (called Paul Cookson).